Disclaimer: This is my first story. The idea didnt come from me, they were whispered into my ear by the Evil Fuzzy Pink Bunny Slipper.*dont ask.. you probably dont wanna know*

Disclaimer about the Disclaimer: I dont own Inuyasha.. which is sad... cuz if i did Jaken would be forced 2 live in that fluffy thing on Sessy 4ever(what the hell is it and whats in it anyway?*shudders* do we really wanna kno?I doubt its sanitary...*gets faint idea 4 story*naaaaaaahhh). O and Miroku would b MINE. and id keep Shippo and Kirara as pets.. cuz their the best! Anyways.. on with the story

Miroku's thoughts <>

People's thoughts are shown like this ' '

Said aloud.. shown " ''

Sorri if it isnt that funny.. its like 10:30 and i was up till like 3 last night and i had 2 get up @ like 9 and.... well yeah im tired. SO if its not that great w/e......

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The sun rose bright and early, its yellow rays bouncing off of every surface it could reach, making no sound but quietly signalling the start of another morning in Fuedel Japan. For ten blissfully peaceful moments all was silent and unmoving. Then a girl screamed in rage, breaking the calm.

"MIROKU!!! IF U EVER- EVER- DO THAT AGAIN! I SWEAR, YOU WONT WAKE UP THE NEXT MORNING!" then

WACK

"owwwwww"

"Whats the matter Sango? Did Miroku try to get lucky again?What was his new approch?" Inuyasha,a naughty grin on his dog-like face was woken from his sleep by Sango's angry yells.

A girl in her school uniform looked around at Inuyasha with disgust. She briefly ran her slim, tanned fingers throught her long silky black hair before making a thoughtless decision.

"Inuyasha?" She piped up innocently.

"What?" The Hanyou barked.

"SIT"

Even though Inuyasha, only being a half demon himself, could defeat huge, mighty full demons easily, he held no power to reverse this command and so he ate dirt.

"KAGOME! what the hell was that for?" The Hanyou screeched in a girl-like voice as he peeled himself out of the earth,

"Sorry" Kagome shrugged, looking harmless" it wasn't so much the comment,but the look on your face when you said it."

Kagome turned to Sango, her eyes drifting from her demon slayer friend to the perverted monk laying appearently unconcious on the ground. " What'd he do this time?"

Sango let out a low voice before beggining. " I woke up and he had one arm around me and the other was.. GOD does that perv EVER stop feeling me up?I mean, first in my sleep and NOW THIS!!?" her voice suddenly changed to an even angrier growl as Miroku, who had regained consiousness second after being knocked out, had listened to the conversation, waiting for the perfect moment to grope her butt, which he had appearently done so. Sango looked at him evilly before hitting him with her boomarang a second time that morning, rendering him unconcious once again.

Then a genuis idea hit her. She leaned over and whispered in Kagomes ear.

The whole time this had been taking place, Inuyasha had been listening,forgotten by the two girls as they disiplined Miroku. He now listened even harder as the girls whispered back and forth, but even then he could only catch snatchs of their hushed conversation.

"Listen.. if we... then he cant..."

"Great idea.. but.... wont do it... whats in it for him?"

"Me thats what.. well.. in a sense anyways"

"Ur a genius San!... but really..."

"Oh, he'll do it... owes me bigtime for what happened"

"He was ASLEEP.."

"Well he didnt just grope me without realizing."

"Good point.. he never does"

"Exactly... its payback time!"

Kagome giggled and said aloud to Sango" When he wakes up we'll tell him."

"Tell him what?" Inuyasha asked curiously

"SIT BOY!"

Inuyasha eats shit again.

"DAMN WOMAN! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Inuyasha pried himself from the eaves of the grass and faced Kagome, his red clothes slightly smeared with dirt.

" For eavesdropping. Don't worry though." She added, seeing the look on Inuyasha's face. "You didn't really think we weren't gonna tell you, did you?"

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The sun was high in the sky, and noon wasnt that far off when Miroku finally came to. He sat up suddenly, Shippo, who had been curled up on his lap, went flying and ended up eating dirt as Inuyasha had many times previously whenever the 'SIT' command had been afflicted on him. Miroku rubbed the spot on his head, grimacing painfully.

"Sango, m'dear... do ya have ta hit me so hard?" He slurred, still blurry from his Sango inflicted slumber.

"Miroku..I have an idea...that you might not like.. but your going to have to live with it, if you want to live at all" Sango patted his hand lovingly. "I dare you to not grope any girl you see for a week. Are you up to it?"

Kagome, Inuyasha and Shippo, who had been informed of what was going on, but didnt quite understand the consept of it,snickered in the backround, seeing the look on Miroku's face.

" ARE YOU ON CRACK SANGO????" He yelped, now fully awake.

"No, but I really think you should listen to what I have to say and consider it." She shook her head, laughing inwardly at the stupidness of the Monk.

"Ok, fine. What you got?"

"Don't grope anyone for a week... including me, and I promise.. I will never hit you that hard after you touch me again."

"Promise?" Miruko squeked

"I promise"

"When does the week start?"

"Tommorow. But..."

Miroku, now looking like someone out a a horror movie, inturupted Sango, still squeeking. "But what?"

Looking annoyed, Sango alouded some time to pass, savoring Miroku's discomfort. This was the first time she'dever made him uncomfortable, in exchange he had done so countless times. It was time for some payback. Breaking out into an identical eveil grin from the one earlir that day, Sango took a breath,watched Miroku shiver before continuing her new form of torture. " As I was saying before you interupted me, theres another condition. No rude comments either. That means no asking women to bear your child."

Miroku, who had been turning white as Sango spoke, now fainted at these words. It was then, with classic anime timing, Shippo , revived from his being 'sat' by Miroku, walked over to the unconsious Miroku and picked up a stick.Crouching down cautiously, he prodded the Monk in the ribs. "Is he dead Kagome?" He asked in a worried voice before resuming his poking, which had now turned from cautious to curious and he was laughing as he poked.

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"That demon was HUGE!" Shippo mused in wonder. He stared at Inuyasha admirably. "How can you have taken it down so easily?"

Inuyasha looked as thought he had never even been in a fight(which is sorta what he always looks like, even if he's currently in one). The same held true for Kagome, and Sango. Miroku however, had not been so lucky. The right shoulder of his dark purple robes were stained with blood, torn three times by the claws of the demon they had been fighting. His left had gripped his wounded arm, his face a mask of pain. "This is just GREAT!" He announced to everyone. "First Sango's Dare, and now I have three gaping scratchs in my arm!" To add to his misery, a rock, used only for comical purposes, flew out of nowhere and hit him in the head(I don't know where it came from, but it doesn't matter, I have the power to MAKE it appear.. and so it did)

Sango, and the brink of feeling sorry for everyone's favorite perverted Monk, suggested the group eat some dinner then go to sleep. The entire group excluding Inuyasha readily agreed to this idea and before the moon was at it's highest point, everyone was soundly sleeping.

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<What's going on? Where is that voice coming from?> Miroku woke abrutly, forgetting the pain in his arm for one blessed moment. The reason he had awoken was evident. From behind him he could hear a voice, Sango's voice in particular, screaming his name.

Miroku leapt up and raced over to her side,only to find her laying down. Her breathing was shallow, as though she was sleeping, yet hadn't she called out his name?

Then he heard more. 'No.... Miroku.. no.. don't leave...' A single glassy tear rode down her cheek, Miroku gasped outwardly.

Kagome sat up, rubbing her eyes as one did when they had been laying awake for awhile but doing nothing to indicate they weren't sleeping. "Whats the matter Miroku? Oh go back to bed. You touch her and she'll kill you. You know that. It's only the second day and already your trying to break the rules. If you were Inuyasha, I'd sit you."

"Hey... Kagome, I'd watch it if I were you." A second voice growled. Inuyasha sat up, his white hair in rollers(why? Cuz thats just how it is, alright! Like I said... I've got the power, why not use it?)

"Whats wrong? Your asking ME whats wrong, Lady Kagome? You've obviously been awake for some time, you heard what Sango yelled just now." Miroku looked over at Kagome before looking at Inuyasha and spying his hair. "Um, Inuyasha? You have hair rollers in your hair... did you know that?"

Inuyasha blushed scarlet. He was supposed to wake up first thing, before anyone else and take them out. That was his best kept secret.. and now it was out. ' Just great. The Monk wakes up first and Kagome has to see me with rollers in my hair. DAMN MONK! You weren't supposed to see them.. no one was.'

Miroku, hearing this looked at Inuyasha startled. "What'd you say Inuyasha?"

"Nothing- yet- but I am now. I didn't them there! No! Why are you asking? What rollers? I don't see any rollers? Shut up! Go away!" Inuyasha said, flustered that Miroku had heard his thoughts.

Smiling, Miroku laughed at Inuyasha-of-the-Hair-Rollers. "Yes you did. I heard you." He leaned over and repeated what Inuyasha had thought out loud in his ear.

"I said that in my head monk!" Inuyasha threatened angerly

Kagome, now throughly confused spoke up " Well, except for what he said right now, I didnt hear him say anything."

Miroku repeated what Inuyasha had thougt."You mean to say you didnt hear that?"

"Well, yeah. You must be going crazy Miroku."

<Did he really hear that, or is he making it up?>

"I assure you, Kagome, that I'm NOT making this up." Miroku protested, thinking she had siad that out loud.

"Um.. Miroku.. Ithought that, I didn't say it out loud."

Inuyasha, finally figuring out what was going on(come on! You've probably figured it out by now!) said wisely, as thought he had figured out a huge mystery "Well, Miroku.. it appears you can read minds."

"SIT BOY!"

Thud

"ooooooowwwwwwwwwwww..... Kagome.... what was that for?" Inuyasha siad, his voice muffled from having his face pressing into the dirt.

Miroku and Kagome spoke at the same time " For being so dumb." Then Miroku added to Kagome" Now, m'dear. Sango isnt up yet and I request permission to grope you.. you know you want it. It can be our little secret."

Kagome whacked him with her arrow quiver...

Like it? It's m first atempt @ fanfic so it's not very good.. but still, I guess it's ok. Email me with comments.........kitty_kat_brat@hotmail.com .. PLZ?