Things were just so normal and repetitive here, Inuyasha thought as he stumbled to his stash. Nothing different ever happened to him. He always saw the same stoned people, tripped down the same routes, got drunk at the same places, even fought the same boring effortless battles. The last one he thought as he easily whipped the ass of a full demon monster that was standing in his way, an amazing feat because he's always only been a lesser drunk-to-the-point-of-falling-down half dog demon.(Authors note:I HAD 2 add this little fact becuase it astounds me everytime i watch Inuyasha..)

After kicking this particular demons ass, the Hanyou continued walking, taking in everything around him. Yep, just as he thought, absolutly normal, nope, nothing out of the ordin-waaait a sec, Inuyasha paused, doing a double-take.

Sobbing in a clearing not 3 meters from were he stood, a shapely girl in a tight black and pink catsuit type piece of clothing(A/N thats the ONLY words I can find to describe it... sorry). Her black hair hung loosely in front of her bowed head. One hand supporting her, the other hung loosely by her, clutching a knife, she slowly eased back so she was leaning upright by a large yellowish boomarang propped agianst the tree beside her. Her hair now out of her face, she was revealed to have sizely(A/N is 'sizely' even a word????*Looks it up at dictionary.com*nope.. but it IS now... OK?) brown eyes, sparkling with her tears. Shivering, the girl raised her head higher, so her long elagant neck was fully exposed. She began raising the knife to her throat, but stopped when a female sauntered out of the trees, wearing nothing but a microscopic green two-piece and a cardboard sign hanging from her neck, its face pointing out on her back ( A/N for those of you who don't get my confused description, the sign was hanging so it was on her back.. so her assests were still visible if you get my meaning...)

"Um.. Sango, hunny? I really hate to break it to you, but thats a BUTTER knife. You're not even gonna cut bread with that, let alone slit your throat. Here, try this" The girl tossed a butchers knife at the suicidal broad and continued on her way, which meant she was coming towards Inuyasha.

Instantly he recognised the smell coming from her. It was missing something, but it was definatly the same smell. But there was no way this girl could be her. First of, thought the Hanyou, she would NEVER wear that green bikini, hello.. FASION POLICE! But still, that had to be her. There couldn't be two of her, could there be? No, that was impossible. Quickly as he figured out there had to be some kind of connection between this stranger and the woman he knew, he was distracted by the sign swinging off her back.

It was only then that he realised his thought processes had taken longer then a normal persons and the mysterious, sign-totting girl was wiggling her butt a long ways in front of him. While he had been struggling to figure out something that required intelligence, which he was greatly lacking in, the broad had made her way past him. With the slight feeling of one about to be crushed by an advil(I.E-- impending doom) he began tailing her, not knowing he was about to start on the mot worthless adventure of is life.

Chapter 2

"SHIT" A tall monk clothed in purple robes muttered as he fell on his face. "What the..." He stood up, brushing himself off. Looking around, he quickly found the cause of his less then elegant trip to the ground. A ratted,wet cardboard box lay totalled at his feet. Now what would THAT be doing in the middle of these woods, he mused. He didn't have to wait long for an answer to come to him, infact, it litterally bite him in the ass.

"What the fuck did you do that for, lard ass? That was my fuckin' house!" A runty pathetic fox-boy dressed in tattered pants topped by and even worsely(again.. is 'worsely' a word?) mangled shirt and jacket hung stood, glaring at the monk evilly. "You better pay for that!wait a second! Oh SHIT! forget what I said, hide me!" The kitsune became scared without warning and hopped up on the monk's shoulder, shivering violently.

He couldn't stop laughing. "Ok, listen, I don't know your name or anything, but your the biggest pussy I've ever met! That a little kitty! What's so scary about that?"

"It's- it's....."The Kitsune gave a violent shudder" It's KIRARA!" Just saying that cat's name made him scream like a little girl, it was actully quiet sad, and the Monk, felt rather sorry for the wussy fox-boy on his shoulder.